Private beta · launch list open
The beta is in the herd's hands.
Builds go to friends, family, and advertisers. We hand them out personally. Everyone else: the launch list, and you go first on launch day.
Launch list
cream opens at launch: Skim free, Half & Half $14.99, Heavy $29.99
The list goes first. Moo'dle, our house lane over top open-weight models, is included either way.
We'll only use your email to tell you when the plans open. See our privacy terms.

Who has the beta today
Invite-only for now. On purpose.
A notarized macOS app, early Windows and Linux builds, and a CLI get hammered on daily. The circle stays small enough that we read every bug report.

Friends & family
The people who put up with us test first. That's fair.

Advertisers
Flip on advertising in your account and build a campaign today. Desktop beta builds still go out by invite, so seeing it live in the app takes one.

You, at launch
The list is the line. First through the door on launch day.
What you'll be running
System
- 4 GB RAM minimum, 8 GB recommended
- 500 MB free disk space
- Internet connection for model access
Platforms
- macOS (Apple Silicon) is the polished build
- Windows & Linux desktop builds are early, expect rough edges
- The terminal CLI runs on all three
Good to know
- Sponsor cards run in the app chrome, never in your code
- Your code stays on your machine
- Uninstall cleanly anytime


